adventures of the travelling poo bin

so we've been storing my dog's poop in a plastic bin, just outside my house for convenience. every time she poos, we'd scoopp and bag it, tie a knot and throw it in the bin and cover with the lid. even after all my poo digging out of the ice expeditions, thats where all the poop went. Then every tuesday night we'd toss everything into the green bin to be taken away by the waste removal people.

Friday was a really windy day. It was so windy that when my whole family came home from long days and nights, the poo bin wasn't there any more. It had flown away. The only remainders we have of the bin is the lid, which got frozen to ice and is now stuck on my driveway lol how inconvenient (but its at the side, so phew). So... the question is..... where is the bin now? it's light purple so it'd be hard to miss.... but from the scouting my family has done, it isn't anywhere to be seen!

Here are some hypotheses as to what may have happened:

- it got sick of carrying poop so it decided to fly away with the wind
- squirrels took the bin because they thought the frozen poo were nuts that they could store and eat throughout the rest of the winter
- the bin is lying somewhere on someone's lawn. i am so sorry. D= we want our bin back too, and have no intentions of leaving waste on your lawn.