modern family

this show is so funny hahaa..

Episode 14:
Cam bumps butts with Jay, (naked bumbums, Cam is gay)
Cam: It's called a moon landing!

Episode 20:
Claire: You know what we should do?
Gloria: Get pregnant!
Claire: No, get ice cream!
Gloria: Okay, we do yours first.

Episode 22:
Phil: The average realtor is a ninja.

Episode 1 (Season 2)
Mitchel: Are you trying to get rid of me?
Cam & Jay : ...
Mitchel: Oh my god... you are! you're like.... in cahoots!

Gloria: You just tossed a woman aside and immediately you go to the next one?
Manny: No!! I just...
Gloria: I jussjussjuss  what? this is not the way you treat women! Men are all the same! They break women's hearts and don't care! Men are all animals!!
Jay: Hey honey!
Gloria: Animals!

Episode 2
Gloria: It's not a custom, I made it all up. You mess with us, we mess with you. It's a custom.